1.0 — TELL THE TRUTH
Say what actually happened
Once a day, answer one prompt — typed or spoken. The doomscroll, the skipped run, the small win. Two minutes, most nights.
Daily honesty · Social stakes
One honest log a day. That's the whole app.
Tell Mr. Chud the truth about your day — voice or text. AI scores it 0–100 health points, and he thrives, slips, or rots on your average. Clay is just his starter body. Your friends can see him.
Pre-launch · iPhone first · waitlist gets TestFlight before anyone
How it works
Three beats. Every day. That's it.
No feeds, no follower counts, no infinite anything. One ritual a night, and a little guy who keeps the score.
2.0 — HE LISTENS. IT SCORES.
AI scores the day 0–100
The model reads your day against your own intentions and moves your health. Mr. Chud reflects one line back — kind, but not fooled.
3.0 — HE WEARS THE RESULT
Your average becomes his body
The rolling AVG HEALTH drives everything. Good weeks, he glows. Let it slide, and you watch a small creature quietly rot.
100
Health points on the table, every single day
1
Honest log a day — voice or text, your call
5
States between thriving and ruined
~2min
Per entry, most nights. No feed afterwards
Inside the app
Built for stakes, not streaks.
Leaderboard
Your circle can see him.
Friends never read a word you write. They see your Chud — ranked by health, updated daily. A quiet “−9 today” next to your name does what no push notification ever could.
- ●Rank your circle by health or by streak
- ●Daily deltas — +6 or −9 — beside every name
- ●5 friends free · up to 30 with Prime
Days
Every day leaves a mark.
A month of honesty on one screen — the deeper the sapphire, the better the day. Missed days stay grey. There's no retroactive editing, because there's no rewriting history.
- ●Calendar and list views of every entry
- ●The month's arc at a glance — 48 → 74
- ●Search anything you've ever told him
Campaign
Chapters, not streak guilt.
Honest logging earns XP — a level every 100. Levels unlock titles for your name, an aura for your Chud, and at 25, a whole art style, free. Missing a day never drains your health; your chapter just waits for you.
- ●Levels and chapters earned by showing up
- ●Rewards are titles, auras and skins — never health
- ●“The Comeback Arc” is a real level — everyone has one
This is you, honestly
Avg health
Thriving
Ran in the rain. Called Mum. Slept like a person.
Drag him down — or just keep scrolling.
This is what a bad month looks like.
This is what a bad month looks like.
He rots when you lie to yourself. He comes back when you stop.
Make him yours
Clay is just his starter body.
He starts out adorable either way. Keeping him that way is the hard part.
Pick your Chud
Six colors free. Then it gets interesting.
You pick his flag in onboarding — all six clay colors are free, forever, and you can switch anytime. The wilder looks below are where Prime (and your level) come in.
- ●Sapphire, lime, rose, amber, violet, mint — all free
- ●Whole new art styles with Prime
- ●Level 25 earns you one, free — money never buys health
Prime · art styles
Early explorations
These are early style explorations — more styles are coming, and they'll keep evolving before launch.
Cosmetics only: no art style makes him one point healthier than you are.
Pricing
Free, or his best life.
The full loop — logging, scoring, the ladder, your leaderboard — is free forever. Prime buys him nicer things.
Free
$0
forever
- ✓1 honest log a day, voice or text
- ✓Full 0–100 AI scoring & the health ladder
- ✓All six starter clay colors
- ✓Friends in your Leaderboard 5
- —New art styles for your Chud
- —Weekly insight
- —Custom nudges
SAVE 52%
Mr. Chud Prime
$39.99
/year — just $3.33 a month
or $6.99/mo billed monthly · 7-day free trial
- ✓Everything in Free
- ✓New art styles — Ghibli, pixel, claymation & more
- ✓Friends in your Leaderboard 30
- ✓Weekly insight — what actually moved your health
- ✓Custom nudges, in his voice
The integrity rule
Your health is NOT FOR SALE.
Prime buys sharper tools and better-dressed Chuds. It never buys a single health point — so when you outrank your friends, they know you earned it. And when they outrank you… same deal.
- Prime $39.99/yr · $6.99/mo
- Tools & skins Included
- Health points Never. Not for anyone.
- Pay-to-win Doesn't exist here
FAQ
Fair questions.
Yes. Entries are private by default and stay that way. Friends only ever see your Chud — his state, his score, his daily delta. Never a word you typed, never a second of your voice.
An AI model reads (or listens to) your entry and scores the day 0–100 health points — weighing what you did against what you said you'd do. It's built to notice effort, not just outcomes: a hard day handled honestly scores better than a lucky one you coasted through. Your rolling average is what Mr. Chud wears.
You can. There's no surveillance and we're not interested in building any. But then you're gaming a leaderboard of your five closest friends with a fictional creature living a fictional life — and you'll know. The app runs on honesty the way a scale runs on standing on it. Lie to it and it simply stops meaning anything.
Really. One entry per day, about two minutes, voice or text. There's no feed to refresh, nothing to scroll, no reason to open the app a ninth time. It's designed to be the shortest honest moment of your day — then it gets out of the way.
Mr. Chud isn't in the App Store yet — it's in active development, iPhone first. The waitlist is the real thing though: waitlist members get TestFlight invites first and help decide what ships. One email when it's ready; we won't write to you for anything less.
One honest log a day. That's the whole app.
He's waiting to hear how today actually went.
Join the waitlist →Pre-launch · TestFlight first · one email, no spam